The Mysterious Phenomenon of the Oregon Vortex

The Oregon Vortex is a place of high strangeness where strange properties of space and time seem to exist. I first noticed these peculiarities when I attempted to take measurements with my instruments but found them to be constantly shifting and changing. The vortex is a small patch of land with a radius of about 165 feet that seems to defy the laws of physics. Objects roll uphill, trees grow at odd angles, and even the perception of height and weight are distorted. The geological and magnetic properties of the site are also unusual and seem to contribute to the overall effect. No one knows for sure what causes the phenomenon, but it has been a subject of intense study and debate for years.